The question is, are strippers Alexia Moore (left) and Falynn Rodriguez better lap dancers or linguists?
That's what put-off prosecutors are wondering in New York this week after the two gyrating gals fought a prostitution charge.
In trying to have the charges dropped on a technicality, the pair argue that language is paramount (and we could argue no more vociferously).
According to the New York Post (and check out the lede):
The purportedly glitchy grammar in the charges against the pair alleges that they "did engage, offer and agree" to acts of prostitution with an undercover officer at Big Daddy Lou's Hot Lap Dance Club on West 38th Street in July 2008. That differs from the wording in the state penal code, which specifies "engage, offer or agree," the gals argue.
This just goes to show that some people can dance and parse language at the same time.
God Bless America.
(Tip of the fountain pen to Duffy Moran for bird-dogging this gem).
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